Martin McFly Poke

There are a lot of flowers in Ravenclaw. And none of them are for me

At least they aren't all roses. Don't get me wrong, I like roses, but I think it's a bloody rip-off what florists charge for a half-dozen on Valentine's Day. Besides, I'd rather get red tulips, since they mean 'declaration of love' in the language of flowers. Forget-me-not's are even better because they mean true love, and red carnations mean pure love.

Be worried if you get a marigold, that means despair and grief. Oops!

( Private to Elliot and Nikki )

( Private to self )